I have fallen and fallen hard. His name is The Inferno LOA. He's a registered Half-Arabian gelding, and as far as I'm concerned he's perfection on four feet.
In fact he's so awesome that he'll clean his own stall.
All silliness aside I think he's pretty cool. I currently have a lease arrangement that allows me to work off large portions of his expenses in exchange for using him until he can be sold. In the meantime I can love him, show him, and at least pretend that he's mine.